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retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

posted 6 hours ago via jelee- · © koalatea with 932,043 notes


cokeflow:

you know that mood you get in sometimes where you just fucking are in love with drinking water


officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it



blackalleykat:

urulokid:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

I just reblogged this yesterday but I fucking had to do it again because it gets funnier every single time omg



arzecade:

nooktoobomb:

one of my favourite ship combos is when you have one really grumpy/cranky character or someone deathly serious who never smiles and a really happy/bubbly/energetic character that drags them everywhere and the first character looks really unamused but the happy character’s having the time of their life and then the happy character smooches the grumpy character and the grumpy character just gives this soft little smile and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

shrek and donkey

posted 8 hours ago via zaynsmitten · © 6gay with 32,585 notes

cisgirlau:

i took a 6 hr nap and im honestly so out of it i just bit into a blueberry poptart and said “this tastes like sesame street”

posted 8 hours ago via cisgirlau with 45 notes

natalie dormer

nosdrinker:

reblog if you agree


sirbombalot:

Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.


deadtrash:

"thats not very lady-like of you"

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