Favourite Movies: 13 Going on 30 (2004)"I’ll have a Piña Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it!"
the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes
um can you not?are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor
It’s officially gone too far now.
A Feast for Crows (via anneboleyns)
[eats last fry] well jesus christ im alone again
I’m so glad this infographic exists.
this is important
like for monsters inc
reblog for mike wazowski
ignore for johnlock
reblog if you agree