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memewhore:

I don’t know exactly why it’s so funny but this makes me laugh until my stomach HURTS


2dcc:

take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass

posted 11 hours ago via northsongs · © 2dcc with 30,400 notes

notkatniss:

im starting a magazine who wants a subscription 

notkatniss:

im starting a magazine who wants a subscription 


snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.



wo-nderland:

all I do is listen to Lana Del Rey and feel sorry for myself



powerburial:

i did pretty bad at school., ihate following orders., maybe im th enext bill gates


"oh no," i say as i scroll through a webpage. "this can’t be," i whisper to myself. a single tear rolls down my cheek "my fav… is problematic"

posted 11 hours ago with 63 notes



I’ll do more than alarm you.



Title: My Humps
Artist: Black Eyed Peas
Played: 7445 times

throwbacksandjams:

My Humps - Black Eyed Peas



realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion