I don’t know exactly why it’s so funny but this makes me laugh until my stomach HURTS
take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass
im starting a magazine who wants a subscription
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
all I do is listen to Lana Del Rey and feel sorry for myself
i did pretty bad at school., ihate following orders., maybe im th enext bill gates
"oh no," i say as i scroll through a webpage. "this can’t be," i whisper to myself. a single tear rolls down my cheek "my fav… is problematic"
My Humps - Black Eyed Peas
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion